*~HITACHI~*

5:13PM - This is starting to feel like that movie 'The Descent'.

I have some good news and some bad news.

The good news is I finally found that damn broom.
The bad news is now Im not quite sure how to get back.

Im sorry I havent updated earlier. The signal in this cave is almost non-existant. Ive been using sharingan to get myself through so far. At one point I actually took a wrong turn and came out the other side of the mountain, almost walking off a jagged edge altogether. On the brightside, all of the wildlife we have living in this cave is amazing. There are alot of cute, squishy things, and there are some equally not-as-cute, fugly things. Also last night I was attacked by.. something. During the fight 'It' stole my standard Akatsuki coat. Id be more concerned if I didint have three more just like it back home. As soon as I get back Im going to call an exterminator to take care of our bat problem.

I need a shower.

6:19PM - Cave Sweet Cave.

Yes.

I, like my other comrades, am still alive. Im just so skilled at being a ninja, Ill bet you didint even notice me being here. Thats just how excellent of a shinobi I am. No, really.

Anyway, I am currently helping Kisame with what Id like to call the "Cave Sweet Cave Project". Basically, this place is a death trap right now and I certainly dont want to die here in my sleep.. So that means that Kisame and I will be renovating the cave for the next couple of days. Its a good thing I brought my laptop in this utility closet with me. Its getting dark and annoying in here, and Im starting to wonder if this closet is bottomless. It IS a cave after all. Ill probably be in here for a while, digging through the rubble, looking for a ladder to help Kisame fix the roof with. What are friends for.

PS:
To the girl who sent me that letter in the mail~
That was very thoughtful of you. I wont forget it.

4:13PM - Oh and BTW.

10:48PM - Dude, thats Hawt.

Yesterday my computer died violently on me, and I didint even do so much as threaten it.

I was just sitting there, innocently surfing the net when Poof, the harddrive exploded.
The blaze quckly spread from the disk driver to the output in the wall and over to the wooden side tables.

Well, it was way too hot for drama like this, I figured, so I just went to the kitchen and got myself a nice, cold soda.

A hallway, one bedroom, and another soda later and the Konoha Fire Department was knocking at my door. It took them a while to get the Fire under control, I guess. I wasin't really paying much attention to them, at all. I refused to see a doctor when they asked me to. Those guys worry too much. I was completely fine. Jeeze.

Although I did give my computer company a call, and told them what happened. They asked me if I had an Air Conditioner in the room. I told them that old traditional japanese houses like the one I lived in, couldn't hold an Air conditioner. I had a fan, but it broke when I threw a senbon at it that one time. Then they told me that hot weather might have been the cause of my computers violent death.

I had no idea computers could fry so easily because of something like that. Orochi, you probably defeated all those AnBu because their minds fried before you got to them in this horrendous heat. My wardrobe has been reduced to mostly tank shirts, shorts, and a pair of swimming trunks. Ive also taken up photography for while until my computer is repaired.

Tomorrow I'm going to go out and get myself a neat pair of sunglasses.

3:20PM - Yes, yes, but does it REALLY get the red out?

I feel like two bumble bees flew up and stung me in the eyes. Fscking Sharingan. This is not one of my better days. Maybe I shouldnt have used my Mangekyou to persuade that shop woman to give me a discount. Now Im getting a headache.

For those of you who what to know what it feels like:

http://www.michaelbach.de/ot/mot_mib/index.html

OOC: Things are getting rough on the Home Front. Expect delays.

3:12AM - Haikus are fun to write.

It is good to know
that all the Pods are working
on their own projects.

Im not a poet
but its fun to try new things
even if you suck.

how now thou brown cow
peter piper picked a peck
of picked peppers.

Here is something for
those without projects, like me
to try something new.

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	pod-weasel
Your haiku:	i dont want to try the majority of them were worth a second
Username:
Created by Grahame

2:23AM - Because Everyones Doing It.

( The Random Question Meme! )

12:32PM - BACK.

Apparently, Shinobi werent meant to be good parents. Which is sad, because these kids have some real potential on their hands. Im going to shut up now, before someone takes that as a indication that I want one. Because I dont. I think.

Anyway. even though Im still in recovery Im going to make an endeavor to be more active now. Things have been peaceful around here lately.

That makes me uneasy.

11:04PM - Sasuke sucks.

In other news today: I am going in for Surgery. Which means I probably wont be on for the couple of weeks its going to take for me to recover. Dont fret, little pods. I will be on again just as soon as Im able to. *does a jig*

5:02PM - Hoshihoshihoshiii....

Im an uncle, apparently. Its one of those things you keep saying over and over to yourself, but still never get. Ive seen the little tater tot for myself and hes just about as cute as any kid could ever possibly hope to be. Holding him made me feel all squishy. I took some antacids and that feeling went away soon enough, though. Hes also growing like a mutant bean stalk. Thats for that, Orochimaru. I never thought myself as the type to like children. I did pretty well with Sasuke as a child, before that whole 'i destroyed his life' thing, happened. Ninja babies are all right.

Ive been getting bored lately, all by myself, so I went going through some of the old music folders on this blasted computer and pulled out a couple of favorites.

For Kazekage-sama:
http://s44.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=36EE5VMO5BAG708XAKDR175K0B
For Sasucakes:
http://s44.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=242XRDNIWCQEM0FYNCNSTZR5Q7

11:06PM - I have an explanation as to why I was away so long and presumed dead.

............

Actually no, I dont. But isint it nice to hear me saying something possitive once in a while? Lets just say.. I was trapped under a fallen bookcase and knocked unconscious for several weeks, shall we? Its far more easier for me that way.

......

*gets back to work*

5:53PM - Wait.. Theres a 'Chibi Disease'?

Honestly, the rise of all these mysterious "kawaii" diseases is enough to make even the most hardened Shinobi paranoid.


( Definition of a Weasel )

11:16PM - Neko.... flu?

I think The AnBu have infiltrated my computer.

3:23AM - Maybe I shouldnt be chewing ice in this cold weather.. ?

Stolen from pod_tenten, of whom I totally forgive for beating me at Street Fighter, esspecially since it looks like even I can beat myself at it...

What do the Naruto Characters think of you? by VenomousCherub
Username/Name
Favorit Color
Favorit Animal
Say Cheese!	Cheese? o.OYes my master! *falls on knees*You're nuts -.-Cheedelicheese! ^^.... ....How about no?O.o ... o.o .... o.OOMG! RAMEN .Evil ._.Sausage! ^^
Naruto imagined you	using forbidden techniques
Sasuke thinks you look	beautiful
Sakura hates	that you're sweeter than she is
Kakashi wants	to write a ComeComeParadies-Book with you
Orochimaru said you're	a good student
Kabuto noticed that	you're reading yaoi
Itachi went insane after	you beat him in playing Street Fighter
Gaara laughed when	Kankuro kissed you out of nowhere
Quiz created with MemeGen!

-I dont recall Gaara being there at all when Kank kissed me, though...

2:35PM - This took UNBELIEVABLY long to type.

Ive finally focused hard enough to make out the keys on the keyboard.

I find it funny how, Ive spent years wandering the wilderness with a flawless immune system and the second I set foot in Konoha, Im struck down with illness.

Im finally getting over that cold I caught a few days ago.

I dislike being sick. It does strange things to my brain and personality. Those of you whove had the pleasure to witness this these past few days probably could tell well enough. Now that Im behaving more like myself, you can all prepare to see much more of me in the upcoming future.

On the Bright Side, now Im finally well enough to go through with those Dares Kakashi-san gave me.

5:14AM - Gratitude is mine.

I walked down the streets of Konoha a free man today. Mainly I walked around just for the hell of it. I ignored all the strange glares and love letters I received. I decided to check out the old Konoha Academy I used to go to. They seemed to be having a recess at the time, or something, because there were little brats future ninjas everywhere. Only a certain number of them were worth a second glance at, though. Konoha has really gone soft in the building of its Shinobi. In a few years the majority of these young citizens will be lost easily, on a mission or in battle, due to their severe lack of training.


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"Uchiha Fugaku vs. The People."
'The story of a Good Cop gone Bad..?'
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This is the headline in the newspaper today. The Anbu arrived at our compound early yesterday morning. They walked in with a letter and they walked out with my Father. So now my Father is not only famous for having two genius sons, but for also killing his own wife and the rest of the Prestigious Uchiha Clan. Sasuke made alot of noise when it happened. We havent spoken since then. As much as I hate my father being charged with my handiwork.. I cant help but watch with interest at how this situation might turn out.

My Father made a trip to the Racing Track that day. The only Alibi he had was killed taking his place in the Massacre. The people only believe the story up to here. They say that he could have planted the decoy to fake his own death. There is also the matter of the Huge amount of Life Insurance to be collected by The Next of Kin, after all. If we look at all the documentation, the one next in line to get all that money would be the proud Uchiha Fugaku. My Father. Despite all of this, putting a powerful man on trial for a heinous crime is not an easy task. Convicting a powerfull man in court is never easy, no matter what country you live in. Esspecially if the Accused has two survivor sons who refuse to cooperate with the System. Sasuke and I declined to press any charges against our Father. They say we are 'unreliable' Witnesses anyway, because of our two seperate Testimonies that do not match.

-I suspect this trial could go on for quite a long while..

7:29PM - I keep forgetting all the rooms this mansion actually has.

Today I was searching for my kunai sharpening stone when I came across an old waste paper basket in the hallway full of semi-burnt photoghraphs. Being away from home for so long has affected my memory. I hauled the damned thing into my room and the computer with a scanner, which i also forgot we had. This way you can see what the Uchiha life was like, before it all got so complicated.


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9:17PM - I woke up in the garden.

I asked my Father what cures a hangover. He told me to go ask my Mother, and when I told him I brutally murdered her in cold blood many years ago, he sent me to my room without any supper. Tsk. I would have angsted about it if I hadnt found that old Home Remedies book under my bed.

According to this book, there are many home remedies used for hangovers, but I dont want to try the majority of them. Banana milkshake, Kudzu extract, Exercise, Tomato juice ( ha. and sasuke wasint even there. how ironic.) Raw cabbage, Sauerkraut juice, ect. I spent the entire day shuffling around kitchen cupboards and drawers, and I still didint find a damn thing. This means im going to have to do a Henge and go shopping in order to get the things I need. Damn.

I apologize, i am not very adept at this sort of thing.

*groans*

1:35PM

testing testing